slowbie 

Slow food lover or enthusiast, as opposed to fast food lover.

A term used to describe someone with money and time to care about good healthy food and who enjoys it at leisure.

That slowbie is really taking his time with his organic burger.

slowbie by laksa March 26, 2009

slowbie 

Put simply, a slow person/thing/The Cheat. Used in the same way as newbie. Often used in regards to someone who takes too long to paint a mural on a fence, esp. in Strong Badia.

"...and hopefully by then, The Cheat will have finally succeeded in finishing that mural I asked him to paint on the fence. Like a YEAR ago. Slowbie."

slowbie by Me, who else?! September 26, 2003

slowbie 

A really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it's lost but noooo slowbie thinks he'll find it and he's gonna keep looking until he does.

Les, you are slow as shit.

slowbie by Anonymous September 24, 2003

slowbie 

One who lags in online video games

MAn that guy with 56k is a real slowbie

slowbie by Geoff Hankes September 25, 2003

Slowmie

These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.

We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.

Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019

Slombie 

A Slombie is a hand made patchwork zombie doll created by www.facebook.com/TheCrumbDiaries a mom and son team, Al & Logan. "Slombie" is "Loganese" for Zombie.

slombie

Slombie by LuvLogan August 21, 2013

slowie 

A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.

That chick gives great slowies.

slowie by CadillacZach May 25, 2005