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incher pincher 

one who has a 1 inch dick; supposedly 3/4 bigger than everyone else's.
Chris Lucykanish has an incher pincher.
incher pincher by ewicishot69 April 18, 2016

1 incher 

Katie: i fucked sam last night at the party
Emma: :O :O :O u so lucky omg
Katie: he had a 1 incher
Emma : lol
1 incher by TheHunterOfPussy December 4, 2016

6 incher 

The normal size for a normal man and there is absolutely nothing wrong with this specific size.

#4 Incher
Wow, your mans a 6 incher Barbra?

Why, yes Lisa, he is.
6 incher by Spareknves February 12, 2017

7 incher 

A dick that will please a girl even when she is mad at you
Madeline-Fuck off I hate you

Johnny-I’ll give you my 7 Incher
Madeline-I’ll ride you all night baby
7 incher by Silu wamba June 9, 2021

Two-Incher Pincher 

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate
Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Two-Incher Pincher by 752002729 January 19, 2010

2-incher 

Having a penis that measures two inches

Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.
Rob " Man, what did you do to get out of fucking that fat chick last night?"

Calvin " I told her I got a 2-incher"
2-incher by Chealyn February 17, 2009