Quid's Law 

A moratorium on open discussion of punishments and bannings meted out on a moderated forum.

How did so-and-so get banned anyway?

Shhhh, you'll run afoul of Quid's Law. PM me if you really want details.

Quid's Law by Regina Fong June 24, 2010

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod 

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.

"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod by Angus June 13, 2005

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod 

An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.

Look at the highly intelligent fellow with the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod.

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod by Phazzy September 12, 2006

I QUID THIS SHID

It means somebody faked quitting or faked apologizing.

shut up the fuck with your I QUID THIS SHID apology

I QUID THIS SHID by SK1 PILOT December 24, 2025

seven quid 

Generic term meaning anything that the user wishes it to mean. First used in 2002 by a student in Leeds, the phrase has caught on and become a regular part of many peoples vocabulary.

What? "seven quid"
News just in... "seven quid"
"seven quid" yeah?
"seven quid"

seven quid by Adam Coates January 4, 2005

Quidsnarfer

One who requests or enjoys receiving a snarfing (i.e. when another person sneezes in their rectum).

"Geoffry is a real Quidsnarfer".
"Yeah, like five people sneezed in his butthole today".

Quidsnarfer by Benjinator May 2, 2011

Quids In

1. When you stand to make a lot of money from a bet or business venture.

2. When your the likelihood of scoring with a particular woman is exceptionally high.

1. Bill was quids in from his bet at the races

2. "Mate, did you see the way that girl with the massive rack was looking at me? I'm quids in tonight"

Quids In by Richard "Docking" Brown November 1, 2009