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Door Hinge

(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’

A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.
“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”
Door Hinge by PandaNecrophillia August 9, 2017

door hinge

This mythical word (or two words if you prefer) actually rhymes with "orange"
Deal with it
I'm going to get eat an orange when I finish fixing this door hinge...
door hinge by sombrero stan December 16, 2005

Door Hinge

purple skies, young man dies
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )
Door Hinge by Fleter March 12, 2008

door hinge

something that doesn't rhyme with orange. Notice the difference between -ange and -inge. Orange does not rhyme with door hinge. GET USED TO IT!!!
door hinge is two words.
It is a part on a door.
door hinge by mr.Brown September 4, 2006

Door Hinge

Door Hinge; A synonym to describe someone’s preference/dating life of flat women or women with no ass or tits (Doors). The meaning of door hinge is saying that you are attached/ attracted to doors
Yo you’re dating her? Dude this is like your 5th flat girl, you’re such a door hinge
Door Hinge by DankyFox August 31, 2021

Door-hinge brain 

A person with a Door-hinge brain is someone with a very low IQ, someone who is dumb to the point of being a laughing matter. The term comes from the fact that their brain is probably stuck to their skull using door-hinges, duct tape and nails.
Person 1 : "Dude he just ran face-first into a pole"
Person 2: "What a Door-hinge brain"
Door-hinge brain by Peafowl May 29, 2020