(n). Door Hinge
not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’
A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them
immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is
relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.