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fish mittens 

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.
Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!
fish mittens by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

fish mitten 

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)
A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.
fish mitten by Donkey Kong September 16, 2004

fish mitten 

A promiscuous woman's vagina.
I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

fishmitten 

She had a fishmitten like a aircraft hanger.
fishmitten by AnotherMindbomb October 19, 2003

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026