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Shartwork 

When your poop forms into a beautiful image floating in the toilet.
I went for my morning poo and got up to see the Mona Lisa from my droppings. It was a wonderful piece of shartwork.
Shartwork by The Loose Stool March 12, 2010
A working pr strategy designed to make the consultant or the consultancy company look good without necessarily delivering any promised benefit to the client.
The product launch failed but the stratwork was so good that it actually caught the attention of would-be clients. I say they're suckers if they actually fall for that!

If you need a second opinion, ask your media friends. They can tell which pr strategy is good and which one is just a stratwork.

Since when did you start believing in a stratwork? I tell you its all nice sounding as most strategies do but it won't work!
stratwork by Joex August 15, 2007

stratworks 

A strategic or clever betrayal by a person or organization, especially one effected after taking advantage of your trust, services, talents, and/or loyalty.
The stratwork on her was so smooth she didn't got a hint of it until it as all too late.

The company stratworked him into believing that everything will be done in the spirit of fairness but in the end they sued him.

The project failed all right but the stratworks behind is so fine you'd gladly do it all over again, if you are dumb.
stratworks by El Morbo April 16, 2007
when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.
"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"
shartmark by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012

Shootwork 

A wrestling term. The combination of shoot (real) and work (fake). Shootwork is where something happen's where a fan doesn't know if it was planned or unscripted. This is occasionally used to create unpredictability and to spice things up..
Cena's take down of Reigns last week was a perfect example of a shootwork. Cena was dropping truth bombs yet still remaining in character.
Shootwork by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

Shartcore 

a musical genre that is a cross between a shit a fart and hardcore

the audible essence of the color brown
"the Phlowers are my favorite Shartcore band."
Shartcore by The Phlowers February 28, 2012