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Wompchomp 

The act of flopping your flaccid dick out and having a broad devour it from soft to hard.
It's payday baby so as soon as I get home im gonna sit on the couch and you're gonna wompchomp.
Wompchomp by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020
Related Words
WOMPC WOMPCOMA Womp Womp Womp womping wompus wompy womper Womped wompa

Boo-womp 

Better known as the Low Bork, a Hanna-Barbera sound effect. The sound has been featured in SpongeBob, which usually plays when they're sad.
SpongeBob: I guess I'll have to move back with my mom and dad. shown a picture of SpongeBob's parents smiling
Patrick: No, wait a minute, no you don't. BOO-WOMP! shown picture of SpongeBob's parents frowning We can build you a new house!
Boo-womp by Luigi (Lederhosen) August 2, 2021

Womp Tard 

An annoying person who only listens to dubstep. They are the kids rolling and womping the hardest at shows. Usually have on jerseys, flat bill's with pins from shows, and bring glowsticks.
David: Sup bro you hitting up the Bassnectar show tonight?

Schaefer: Yea bra I've been womping out all week in my apartment jammin' some Skrillex. Sonny's bass lines are SICK bra absolutely FILTHY!! Pumped for Bassnectar ready for the first drop!!!

David: Damn what a womp tard.
Womp Tard by blayzinjimm68 July 25, 2012
A short, Italian man; and/or his small penis. Due to decent genetics and a healthy dose of his grandma's money, a Wopcock is frequently able to disrobe his friend's girlfriends, wives, and many other women he encounters. However, after the deed is done... these women realize they've been reeled in by a Wopcock. They are utterly unsatisfied with his small genitalia, poor technique, and general inability to induce an orgasm in anyone other than himself. Also known to have incredibly small balls.
"Hey, Wopcock. It's cool that you fucked my girlfriend... I was just over on Oakthorpe beating it up."

Stranger: "Dude, I can't believe your women slept with Adam."
John, Derrick, Ricky & Mike simultaneously: "Joke's on them, all they got was a Wopcock & Peaballs!!"
Wopcock by Derrick Diggler May 22, 2013

Flubber Womps

Christ, I would love to have a squeeze of those flubber womps!
Flubber Womps by shudjonk June 5, 2018

womper stompers 

ay lad see the womper stompers on her
womper stompers by cameron cock February 21, 2019