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Monomester 

One term, instead of something like 'trimester'. Can describe school years that are broken up into more than one part.
It's the second monomester of the year.
This monomester is the hardest one!
Monomester by BlancoOso June 13, 2011

momometer 

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation
I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!
momometer by hersyfit March 19, 2015

monomiserate 

(v.) To express or feel lamentation alone (cf. commiserate)

Derivatives: monomiseration (n.)
Being single on Valentine's Day, he was left alone to monomiserate.
monomiserate by langnerd January 11, 2009

Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy
That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

manometer 

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
(coined by Mr. Ellis and Mr. Martin of Woodstock Middle and High Schools chorus programs, respectively)

a term for multiple singers cutting off at the same--but wrong--time.

related: univeter, polyveter
What a monoveter! People, a dotted half note gets 3 beats, not four!
monoveter by CamieRan February 5, 2005