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homeopal 

A homeopathic friend, that is, the smaller the dose, the better they are.
Ben: Oh no, here comes Steve!
Sally: I thought he was your friend?
Ben: Oh no, just a homeopal.

Sally: Better in small doses?
Ben: Spot on. Quick, let's jump down this manhole.
homeopal by drlukeyboy August 11, 2009

homeyopathic 

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors
The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.
Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

Homeopathy 

Medicine able to cure everything except actual illness.
Example: Chop a homeopaths leg off.

Cure that homeopathy!
Homeopathy by tlc01 January 25, 2011

homeopathic intelligence 

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.
Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.

Homeapathy

The medical practice of ignoring your ailment in the hope it disappears.
Nah, I'm not going to bother going to the doctor I'm into Homeapathy now.
Homeapathy by Scarydog October 7, 2010