Skip to main content

I had one but it died 

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.
Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.
a phrase used in response to one inquiring to as where an object went, or where an objest is.

also can be used as 'they', 's/he', 'we', and other pronouns.
(1.) "where are my key's?"
(2.)"they died."
it died by jaykitsune February 27, 2004
the answer to a phonecall by a telemarketer
Idiot telemarketer: Hello, is -insert mispronounced name- there?
Me: I'm sorry, it they/he/she) [died.
it died by Aya-kun February 29, 2004

my dick died can i bury it in your ass? 

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026