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Paradoxing 

Pār-a-dox-een;

The act of texting from two sources on one account at the same time.
I was paradoxing today from my iPhone and my iPad and the server froze because it didn’t know which one to send first.
Paradoxing by Remco Pardeau March 4, 2019

parading in your rain 

being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.
"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"

paradoxical subtlety

n. an attempt to show-off something, yet tries to make it look as though they are not doing so; a purposely feeble and obvious attempt at modesty in order to flaunt one's advantages over another without looking cocky.
adj. paradoxically subtle.
Ex. 1
Alex: Oh you have that class too? Wasn't that test hard?
Marvin: Yeah.
Alex: Yeah, I know huh? I only got an A-.
Marvin: No one asked you. You know, your paradoxical subtlety is really annoying.

Ex. 2
Dave: Someone's iPod earphones just latched onto my backpack on my way to class.
Anthony: Oh really? Those earphones are probably better than the ones that came with my new mp3 player. *takes out mp3 player and shows it off*

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.
parading the guards by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

paradoxicity

1. self-contradictoriness of logical conclusions deriving from the same logical conclusions.

2. also what you would call a highly oxymoroned town.
That the liar says he tells the truth is full of paradoxicity.

Paradoxicle

An ice-pop of impossibility.
A hot lava popsicle is a paradoxicle.
Paradoxicle by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013