Burgeritis

Inflammation to joints cause by eating too many hamburgers

Dude your knees hurt from too many burgers you must have burgeritis!

Burgeritis by Definition of evil February 28, 2018

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bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

bludgeritis by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

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Burgertime

1. A videogame popular in the 1980s that involved moving a chef around the board while he built big hamburgers.

2. A nickname or epithet for a fat person, making fun of their supposed proclivity for eating.

1. I love to play arcade games from the 1980s such as Dig Dug, Mr. Do!, Rally X and Donkey Kong.

2. Oh, great, my airline seat is next to a damn Burgertime. He'll probably spill over into my seat.

Burgertime by PMax February 11, 2008