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A town full of inbred chavs from the isle of sheppy, thinking they are going up in the world by living in newly built houses on a marsh with fresh shit smelling air surrounding them.
Chav Kemsley bird... "see me topless in Nuts magazine, I'm such a pikey but i have nice tits!"
kemsley by Maxmillion November 12, 2008
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kemsa-ster 

A member of a clique, usually a snotty group of douches with alot of attitude who exclude you from their jokes because you don't meet their standards of KEMSA-ness.
That bitch probably goes to KEMSA. Fucking KEMSA-sters!
kemsa-ster by turtleclub June 14, 2016
To have weak memes
Grace is a kemster.
kemster by MemsterKemster January 20, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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