Person 1: I HAVE EBOLAIDS HELLPPP MEEE!
Person 2: ...You are talking in all caps.
Person 1: No for seriousI'm going to like, die. You don't even know. If I throw up on your shoe, will you still like me?
Person 2: ...No.
A combonation of ebola, aids, and diabetes. Commenly obtained by americans who have no one to have sex with, so they have sex with their household pet. Then, after they ate their whole fridge, they eat their pet.
Dave: Did you hear that Joey got ebolaidiabetes?
Tom: I figured he was desparate, but not porky enough to eat his dog, even after he fucked it!