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The worst fucking Pokemon ever. Its fat, blue, and generally sucks
Friend 1 : Yo I love Spheal

Friend 2: Fuck Spheal

Friend 3: Spheal sucks
Spheal by CurrentInTar July 26, 2025
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Shealynn 

The best girl in the world!, Shes the cutest and kindest girl you’ll ever encounter. If you’re lucky enough to find a Shealynn if your life, you should cherish that moment and hope you get along well, shes very touchy and will do anything to get your attention :), she’s sweet and mean at the same time! She shows her love in a meaningful way. Her friends are always by her side no matter what happens. Jason loves you! :)
Shealynn is Jason’s bae. <3
Dumbasses who cannot spell the word spiel.
I googled the word shpeal and found another dumbass on Urban Dictionary whom spelled it incorrectly as well. The correct spelling is spiel, not spheal, shpeal, schpeal, or spill.
Shpeal by NYSILLY ONLINE January 2, 2015
a hairstyle which consists of a band of hair across the head connecting to a beard, creating a vertical circle of hair around a man's head
that guy's spheard must have taken months to grow
spheard by Dusty Bill April 2, 2007

Sphallolalia 

OMG so this guy just freaking kept talking and talking. It was total sphallolalia but it was kinda nice anyway.
A Spealy is a small, highly aggressive creature that is often found in the sewers Harefam. When threatened, the Spealy can react unpredictably, either biting and screeching as a form of self defense, or making highly snarky and sarcastic remarks that are known to cause insanity in those within 3 meters of it. The Spealy uses this moment of weakness during the bout of madness to strike, killing the victim and dragging their body back to it's lair for later consumption.
Only few have survived the Spealy's attacks, reporting that the insanity only gets worse as time goes on, causing vivid hallucinations of the well known character "Kermit the Frog".

If you happen to encounter a Spealy in the wild, it is recommended that you act calmly as not to frighten it. Mentioning topics such as D&D may appease him, while talking about a person named Thomas may cause it to kill you instantly.
No don't go down there! There have been reports of a Spealy sighting in this area recently!
Spealy by ChocoboOfChaos August 16, 2021