Lag 

A phenomenon in video games where the game slows down. Many gamers do not have the mental capabilities to deal with said lag, causing them to go into mentally and physically destructive meltdowns.

Luke: *Playing Minecraft* Die n00bs!
{GAME LAGS}
Luke: FUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN LAG! AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! *cries hysterically before having a seizure and dying*.

No one attended his funeral.

Lag by SlutVista September 26, 2014

lag 

• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.

• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

I don't flirt with you when we text because you lag much. our conversations are pretty boring.

I'm not talking to Becky because she's such a lag when we text. is really boring.

lag by slangtypeshit October 27, 2014

Lag 

Every gamer's worst nightmare.

"OH SHIT!!!!! IM LAGGIN!!!!!!"

Lag by xmancrushmonday April 11, 2015

Lag 

Something that gamers type after inserting a butt plug into their anus. This is often done after dying, to better utilize their free time.
They might also say "Lagging" to indicate that they currently have a butt plug inserted.

Gamer has been killed.
Gamer: "Lag"
-OR-
In game but acting strange:
Gamer: "I'm lagging rn"

Lag by InternetGamer April 24, 2020

lag 

not to be confused with latency (the time it takes to send a packet to and recieve a response packet from a server along a network), lag is impaired computer functionality (slow application responses or reduced/choppy framerates) resulting from high latency, packet loss, or low-preformance (generally video) hardware

adj. laggy, vi. lag

"My ping's 198?! No wonder this server's so laggy!"

OR

"If you turn down you resolution, you won't get as much lag."

lag by Johann7 August 24, 2004

lag 

A prison name for someone who's in doing time or someone who has done time (Britain and Ireland). In use the mid 20th century and probably alot earlier too. In a song written by Brendan Behan; the old triangle.

Lag- He's an old lag, done plenty of time in Mountjoy.

lag by Pkinc October 28, 2009

lag 

Number one cause of violence amongst gamers.

Gamer with bloody knuckles comes into a bar. The barkeep asks, "What happened to you?" To which the games replies: "Lag..."

lag by Digital Douglas February 18, 2010