turtlecell 

An act where a person pretends to be occupied on their cell phone to ignore or avoid social situations or other real world happenings.

person #1: I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there.
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!

turtlecell by fakeneuron September 22, 2014

turtleshell 

Covering your dick with your balls.

James just showed me his turtleshell.

turtleshell by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

Turtleshellitus 

A rare birth condition where babies are born with a turtle like shell they can retract into

My daughter was born with Turtleshellitus so she retracts into her shell whenever she is scared.

Turtleshellitus by That1Seal October 1, 2025

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell 

It means your hairline is built like a turtles shell pattern

“Your hairline is receding so bad you look like an Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024