When a woman's clitoris is exceeding all standards in size, length and firmness; and resemble a small penis. Klinky is a combination of the words "dinky" and "clot" (see: alternative spelling "clunky")
"Man, I got my hands in her pants and I swear he had a klinky!"
"No ma'am you should not take steroids. You will end up with a klinky."
a derogatory term for a girl (usually tall) who is super thin and lanky, with no discernable curves, butt, or boobs, which makes them gangly and awkward.
typically used to describe those with "heroin chic" physiques.
Girl 1: Did you see how Samantha looked at your guy?
Girl 2: She's like a baby giraffe. She's got no body, flat as a plank. That klinky bitch is not taking my man.
When you passionately stare and then wink at another's genitalia. It is typically a sign of flirtation, but has been commonly used in popular culture as a jest.
As I whipped my head back up while kneeling to tie my shoelaces, Richard's crotch was directly in my line of sight. I then continued to stare at his bulge. It was getting larger by the second. I made sure he was looking, and then gave his meaty sausage a kinky wink. If he doesn't know that I want his hairy penis inside me now -- he never will.