the hill school's chapel talks 

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.

"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."

the hill school's chapel talks by christina March 22, 2005

Chapel Shaft 

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.

1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.

Chapel Shaft by VixenMask June 29, 2014

Chapel Street 

A Trendy Street in the Melbourne suburb of "South Yarra"

By day, its a street filled with designer clothes shops and cafe's with the odd Ferrari or Lamborghini’s parked on side of the road.

By Friday night the joint is fkn packed!
The fun usually starts after 10pm

The clubs and bars come alive, the chiks dress slutty, carloads of people do chap laps to show off their "fully sik" modified shit heaps

Dozens of people get pissed in the back of their mates cars, hang out the windows n talk shit to people walking past or people in cars on the other side of the road..

Traffic generally gets banked up worse than a monk’s balls and there’s absolutely nowhere to piss.

Most of the time this place is best viewed drunk, gather a few mates, pack a bit of grog n get sum1 who's sober to drive, head down around 10:30pm, do a few chap laps and check out the crowd.

You'll prob pass the same cars on the other side of the road about a dozen times, by then you should know their life history.

There’s a 24hr bottelo at the end of the strip for when you need to stock up, and LOC (lamb on chapel), souvlaki's for when you get the munchies

Main things to check out

Lamb on chapel (best souva's)
Bride O'Rileys pub
The Hugo lounge (meat market)
Frost bites (alcoholic slurpies)
Coles car park (gone down hill now days)

Things to watch out for

The Cops have really destroyed the action in this place from what it was a few years ago, they are constantly raiding the joint and defecting cars, be sure to hide your grog if they pull you over.

The Coles car park is generally the gathering spot for rice boys, if ya rides hot don’t hang around there for to long as the cops like to block off all exits and raid the joint holding you up for hours.

Other than that, if you’re in Melbourne this is the place to be on weekends.

Day Time

Hunni lets go to Chapel Street and do some cloths shopping

Night time

Habib mate, lets go to chapel and do a few chap laps, call the cousins..

Few hrs later..

Shit uleh the cops defected my fully sik 180sx

Chapel Street by flat6 June 11, 2006

Johnny Chapel-Seed 

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.

Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

Johnny Chapel-Seed by Quincy Jefferson September 8, 2013

Sistine Chapel Shit 

When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?

Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.

Guy1: ahh!!! I See.

Sistine Chapel Shit by Yahbo October 29, 2010

east chapel hill snow 

A unique mix of cocaine, crushed up addies, and powdered xanax common at East Chapel Hill High School in Chapel Hill, NC. Sometimes can be mixed with slices of money for that extra east chapel hill oomph.

Aye you you wanna do that east chapel hill snow?

Yeah man after I finish my AP comp gov homework

east chapel hill snow by Dicksucker430 March 28, 2018

chapel high school 

an absolutely shit school that contains kids that smoke in toilets and daily scraps that are pathetic but also funny cos we all love beef and like getting involved, btw it contains people from dove so its not a good idea for you to go there, u may be raped my them and are probably all related. the 6 fingers may scare u but u will get used to it, possibly. btw the school mostly contains wankers that think they are really cool but are actually complete knobs with no lives so they spend their time chattin shit and bullying. your welcome my dick heads🤞🏼

fucking hell are u from chapel high school, i feel so sorry for you

chapel high school by twatontoast January 25, 2017