ass nazi
A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".
Person 1: "My ass itches."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
ass nazi by Mick O'Neill November 13, 2006
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