Definitions by lazylatvian

ass nazi 

a sharp knife or knives

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ass nazi by lazylatvian April 13, 2007

Northern Virginia 

A region that should be an independent state. Home to the worst drivers anywhere. Mostly rich areas.

1: Where are you from?
2: Virginia.
1: Haha, you're a hick!
2: No, I'm from Northern Virginia!

Northern Virginia by lazylatvian May 10, 2005

speed limit 

A suggestion for the speed you should drive on a road. Except for a few idiots everyone drives at least 5 MPH over the speed limit.

Whenever there is a cop around people slow down to the speed limit.

speed limit by lazylatvian May 8, 2005

270 

An interstate in Maryland that can get backed up at any time even though it is 6 lanes on each side at one point.

It's a miracle, no traffic!

270 by lazylatvian May 7, 2005

the beltway 

The driver's nightmare. Basically the only highway to get around the DC area. Idiot magnet. Watch for people in the left lane doing 50 MPH.

Whoa! An accident! Never seen one of those! I think I'll slow way down and stop traffic just to look at it!

the beltway by lazylatvian May 7, 2005

dc 

A good tourist city, home to the American government. Just stay out of southeast and don't go to Dupont Circle at night.

No one from the DC area knows why people get excited about going to DC.

dc by lazylatvian May 7, 2005

Washington DC 

Purely a tourist and politician city.

People from the DC area always wonder why others get excited about DC.

Washington DC by lazylatvian May 7, 2005