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Arved is a fucking legend, funny as fuck and will help you out in video games when you need it. He can be a asshole sometimes but he don't mean it, overall a great guy and will make your day just that little bit better.
Yoooo you spoke to arved recently?
Nah man but I need to, I miss his humour
arved by graces bread May 29, 2020
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One-Armed Scissor 

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

Bat Arsed 

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.
Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
Bat Arsed by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017

One Armed Ginger 

When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls
Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.
One Armed Ginger by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018

cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered
I cant be arsed to think of an example
cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

armed and dangerous 

(1. A way of saying you can and will shoot someone in the hood
(2. One of the best songs of 2018 by Juice WRLD
(1. nigga pull the fuck up I'm armed and dangerous bitch
(2. I love that song armed and dangerous