Luckbox 

A person so full of luck in poker that it is disgusting and ridiculous. There is surely some skill involved, but a luckbox will demonstrate more luck mixed in with that skill than any other player.....ever......in the history of the world......even more than Chris Moneymaker, which is just absurd.

Player 1: I just caught a flush on the river to win a 500 dollar pot! The other guy had Aces but I cracked them good!
Player 2: Stfu you luckbox.

Luckbox by Definately NOT a luckbox July 26, 2004

Luckbox 

Someone who has absolutely no skills in poker, plays like a fish but gets there every time, someone you love and hate at the same time at a poker table.

'Hey Chris I heard you got sucked out by Jimmy again'
'Yeah, he is suck a fucking luckbox, I am so tiltied'

Luckbox by The Ultimate Crusher July 7, 2016

Luckbox 

What a dumbass poker player, who only plays strong hands and almost systematically all-in, calls a gambler, who sometimes calls with speculative hands and a higher stack, when the latter wins the pot.

NL Omaha 8 tournament, final table, blinds 25-50

Gambler (3000$): 4567 limps in
Tight player (1000$): A99K calls the SB

Flop: A 2 9

Tight player (with a set of nines and no low) shoves 500$

Gambler thinks for a minute and then raises all in (with a good LO draw and two straight draws)
Tight player calls immediately

Board: A 2 9 5 8

Gambler scoops the pot: HI 56789, LO 65421
Tight player writes: "you fucking luckbox"

Luckbox by Dr Bepi September 2, 2011

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox 

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

lockbox 

The pivotal element of Al Gore's campaign for the 2000 U.S. Presidential election.

I'm gonna take this social security and put it in a lockbox!

lockbox by Anonymous March 4, 2004

Luck Box 

Used to account for one's surprisingly good fortunes or previously unknown talents. A way to rationalize when something happens that far exceeds the known abilities of someone or something.

I thought going into the fantasy football draft this year that it would be a total crapshoot, but I was able to luck box a crenshaw team that is rock chalk to win the championship.

Luck Box by Dave.R. July 1, 2006

testicle lockbox 

A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.

The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.

In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.

Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.

testicle lockbox by ClimbingTheLog August 21, 2007