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A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).
kelch by pentozali May 20, 2014
Related Words
Kelch Kelching Kelched Kelcher Kelchie kelchok Kelchup ketch keech Kelcie

Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.
It's time to Unbench the Kench!
Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017
A Nigerian name meaning (thank God) a child that brings blessing and success or happiness to their parents. also can be unisex. amazing people and personalities, very well spoken and smart people
Kelechi's are very beautiful, handsome, talented, hot, smart, very funny and sensitive people.
They can be outgoing, loud, trust worthy and extremely energetic, strong, sweet, darling, out spoken people.
girls who are named Kelechi are very beautiful, very great bodies, big booty and have a very great smile. they can be annoying but they are very fun to be around with.
(you can't start an event without a Kelechi around)
BEST girlfriend/boyfriends. (If you know a Kelechi keep that person) that person will change your life in a very positive way forever. they are very fun to be around with.
Kelechi by chizo April 26, 2013
"Hey Man, have you've been drinking kelcium, because your muscle be vibing doe😳
Kelcium by Kelcium February 14, 2020
a word used to describe genius asian males who are not gunners and just enjoy playing video games and eating large quantities of meat, also used to refer to ex members of the SF Giants
Hey, I'm over studying, i'm gonna be a kenchin
kenchin by LetsGoGiants November 21, 2010

Ketchapp 

An app company that spits out tons of side scrolling obstacle games and advertises at least 3 of their own games on one you're currently playing. These games usually lead to frustration and annoyance.
He threw his phone at the wall after playing Circle by Ketchapp.
Ketchapp by SirDinkleHeimer November 5, 2015