Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.

Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth

Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Cuntificating

Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.

Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.

Cuntificating by Nony314 February 18, 2019

cuntificating whoremonger

A woman that is a total slut and sleeps with only guys she isn't dating or a man that tends to be addicted to New York Tasia hookers that look like Comso renditions of a female joker.

Don't date her, she is a cuntificating whoremonger... like big time.

cuntificating whoremonger by I Just Rule. February 11, 2010

pontifecating 

When the Pope is taking a dump

Why has his excellency been in the bathroom so long? He must be pontifecating. He had his bible wheeled in there.

pontifecating by mr magical jonson December 3, 2013

Cuntificating

verb

To present an idea or principle in an overly simplified, arrogant, pompous and often ill-informed manner.

"Oh dear, Donald Trump is cuntificating on twitter again"

Cuntificating by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

Partificating

The act of taking a long stutter or dementia like pause in the middle of a conversation

Give me a second, I’m partificating!

Partificating by Chudstud23 January 29, 2026