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Tarte Tropezienne 

Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.

Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.
Tarte Tropezienne by Aquarama December 27, 2010

tarte aux poiles 

French slang for pussy -

une grosse chatte
Je lui mangerai sa tarte aux poiles
tarte aux poiles by hippy31 July 3, 2009

Tarte Blanche 

tahrt blanch, blahnch; tart blahnsh
The complete absence of restriction granted to any attractive intoxicated female who is desired by mostly everyone in any social situation. A exception from normal and acceptable behavior given to another person to do whatever she pleases, based solely on her desirable, and often slutty appearance.
That hot, drunk, chick dancing on the bar just knocked over everyone's drinks, puked a little and all of the guys are cheering for more and buying her more shots. I guess she's got tarte blanche tonight.
Tarte Blanche by flezmo April 21, 2011

tarte de cum 

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.
One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!
tarte de cum by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

tarte face 

when your face looks like the side profile moon emoji
omg you have a tarte face!
tarte face by gooberbebe June 28, 2021

Le Tarte It Up 

Oft-heard call assigning an amusing statement/anecdote/incident as worthy of entry into the greatest book ever written.
"Shot through, Le Tarte. And you're to blame."

"Le Tarte it up!"
Le Tarte It Up by TallulahMimi August 5, 2009