swanking 

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies

"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"

swanking by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

swanking 

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing

im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do

swanking by A.J. Ninami September 29, 2009

Swanking 

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

Swanking by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

swanking 

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

swanking by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005

Swanking 

Jacking off while swiping on tinder

Fuck I found jack's mum in tinder time for swanking and a pot noodle and a wank

Swanking by Swa ke September 22, 2023

Titty Swanking 

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation

Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will

Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011

Passive Swanking 

The act of showing off whilst pretending it’s a hard life

Swanking is blatantly bragging about what you have done / have bought / have said

Passive swanking is bragging but in a humble brag sort of way. You aren’t fooling anyone

Donna: I don’t know how I’m going to cope with the heat in Miami and the amount of people, why did I book a 5* all inclusive vacation at the busiest, most expensive time of year in an exclusive hotel?

Friends: yes Donna, poor you. Hope you have a fabulous vacay!

Friends: *thinking* what a show off! Some of us can’t have a vacation Donna loves passive swanking

Passive Swanking by Sir Swank July 25, 2018