GALFU 

Acronym: Get(ing) a Little Fucked Up

Can be used in past, future, or present tense

What you need to do in situations including but not limited to the below

- While on a date with someone boring or slightly insane
- While you eat an entire box of funfettti cupcakes
- While watching youtube videos about oyster farming
- When celebrating anything
- Before dancing to Beyonce or Rihanna

Past Tense: I was taking the "Are You A Bad Dog Chooser Powerpoint Quiz" and I wasn't sure of the right answers so I had to GALFU for better clarity

Present tense: I'm GALFU right now in honor of your leather pantalones.

Future Tense: Tonight we will listen to Rihanna, order from TG Express and GALFU! While wearing leather pantalones.

GALFU by tacosaregreat1 April 2, 2014

Garfunk 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.

You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.

Garfunk by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

Galue 

An abbreviation/blend word for good value. When something is galue it is said to be galueous. Other derivations include; gralue, shalue, nalue, talue, gralue, evalue. It can also be written and pronounced galoo.

Those Turkey meatballs were galue!

Galue by Smooth_Biffkin November 19, 2017

simon gallup 

Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!

"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"

Funny guy too!:

is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.

what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".

what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.

simon gallup by curehead January 12, 2006

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005

gallutes 

italian word for huge boobs

look at those gallutes

gallutes by guid June 18, 2008

Gunga Galunga 

Originally a Tibetan expression of peaceful dismay used after making an errant golfshot.

Sometimes pronounced Gunga Lagunga.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.

Gunga Galunga by yGumby January 11, 2009