dick things 

Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.

That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele

dick things by sparta45 May 29, 2012

dick thing to do 

An unkind or inconsiderate act.

Something that someone does that only someone considered a 'dick' would do.

Bro #1: I was walking down the street with my mom yesterday and this dick came and shot her in the face.
Bro #2: What a dick thing to do.
Bro #1: IFKR!

dick thing to do by kitchyboy October 28, 2017

dick wiping thing 

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

dick wiping thing by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. 

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023