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devil's jockstrap 

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!
devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Jacksnap 

A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.
Anarchists are such jacksnaps that think they can fix the world but live in their mom's basement.
Jacksnap by DirtiestD November 18, 2014

denver jockstrap 

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.
The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.
denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013

a bum's jockstrap 

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.
Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!
a bum's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021

Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.
Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.
I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.
jackstack by Beeyo November 1, 2007