Jankles is a clown with
green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will.
Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in
northeastern Ohio.
1. When i woke up
in the morning I had to take a
massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to
drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."