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When a sumo sized man sleeps with mermaids.
A over sized squidbilly is floating around in the ocean and a mermaid initiates an underwater blow fish. You just got mermerked son.
Mermerked by Squidbilly Lover November 20, 2010
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1. someone who fails to let people merge onto the expressway safely or fails to properly merge themselves.

2. someone on a road where two lanes merge into one, who speeds up to not let the car ahead of them in from the other lane, or speeds up from the right lane to cut in front of the cars traveling at safe distances apart in the left lane.

3. masturbating while merging onto the expressway.
Look at these people, not letting me over. Bunch of merjerks!!

Wow, look at this merjerk coming from behind to cut me off. He'd rather drive me off the road than have me in front of him....unbelievable.

Whew! I love a good merjerk... really eases the stress of driving around town.
merjerk by infiniti March 19, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026