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Northfaces, parents money, Marylou's coffee.

Loud and obnoxious girls who all hang out together and wear yoga pants instead of actual clothing. Incestual to the people that they consider their "family".
When you get your car are you going to park in the PAC lot?

Fuck Yes. If I park anywhere else, then the fam will run me down with their parents pick up trucks.
The Fam by Barnstable High School November 30, 2011
A group of diverse(only because josh is black), close friends from the Midwest(welllll....EL), whom have created a gay family "unit" based on lying, cheating, boning (eachother), fake and no respect, and trying to act the exact same. ( and with cheap clothes i.e. legit group homosexuality ). Of which most of the group activities consist of mass consumption of skeet, from watching Barely Legal, and imagining eachother's buttholes. They need to lose their egos and GROW.

ohhh those assholes?the FAM?
whats the FAM doing tonight? ....probably sitting in the junior lot trying to find something to do.

the fam is trying to "bangout" tonight?what the hell is that...

did you hear that the FAM is doing something called freshmen friday?...?wtf...?is that what they call raping slutty freshmen on fridays?
The Fam by xoxo biotchess February 26, 2011
A group of diverse, close friends from the Midwest, whom have created a family unit based on trust, respect, and individuality. ( and metro-sexuality with cheap clothes i.e. false group homosexuality ). Of which most of the group activities consist of mass consumption of alcohol.
Are you going to the FAM party tonight?
What is going on at FAM house tonight?
Have you earned you red wings, FAM!!!!!!
OHHH MYYY GODDDD ITTS THEEE FAM!!!!
How do i get inducted into The FAM?
The FAM by The Consigliere December 29, 2009
Dude, the Fam take pictures with no shirts on and finger eighth graders. I WISH I WAS THAT COOL.
The Fam by boris s March 30, 2011
Secretly wants to be a mafioso boss .., but in reality touches little boys like a catholic priest and wishes to suck spawn hammers Dick
Did you hear what Mike did to little Timmy? He did The Fam to the poor little guy.
The Fam by Viking King October 16, 2017

the fam trip 

An activity that The FAM participates in every year. Which involves mass ingestion on alcohol, fireworks, and outdoor activities.
Look up PERFECT WASTE OF TIME on YOUTUBE
Hey when are you guys going on the FAM trip this year?
Hey do you think i can go on the FAM trip this year?
the fam trip by The counsler December 31, 2009