Flirjection

A practice commonly used by women to reject a man who is interested in them and they are not interested in. This is done by flirting with him, leading him on, or acting sexually provocative. The result is that the man believes he is desired, when in reality he is not. Women believe this form of communication is very clear and are frequently surprised when they come off in the wrong way.

Tony: "You're beautiful and I love spending time with you. Want to go out on a date Saturday night?"
Carolyn: "Of course, I can't wait to see you again handsome!"

Sunday Afternoon....

Tony: "Why didn't you show up last night?"
Carolyn: "Well I just think we are better off as friends. Didn't I make that clear?"
Tony: "Oh I get it, you used flirjection on me. A simple 'no' would have sufficed."

Flirjection by Aceofqueens September 13, 2013

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flyrection

When you are wearing clothes with a thick fly that makes it look like you have an erection.

"Whats going on in your pants there toby?" "Nothing I just have a flyrection"

flyrection by Jmellor November 27, 2014

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Flirjection • Firection • Flirductionist • flyrection

Firection

A "thing" for red heads. Can be temporary or permanent. A fusion of the colloquial "fire crotch" and erection. Most often, but not exclusively, used by men lusting after gingers.

dude, I have had such a firection lately
Tell me about it man, I've had one since fourth grade!

Firection by aphnphlph April 24, 2011

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Flirductionist

A flirductionist finds getting a bf/gf easy.. they mastered the skills of flirting, and seduction both. they know what the other sex wants, and desires, and they know how to reach their arousal state.

I am a flirductionist. Master of Flirting and Master of Seducing. I can get anyone I want. I am not a hoe or a slut, i am only a Flirductionist.

Flirductionist by RonRonBinks December 28, 2017

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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