Bagel 

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

Bagel by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021

Bagel 

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

Bagel by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

Bagel 

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

Bagel by LionsForce November 1, 2018

bagel 

two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.

lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!

bagel by meggielouu March 10, 2012

Bagel 

(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.

When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.

Bagel by kahanetzadek November 22, 2011

bagel 

another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs

“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor

“Bagel”— Todd

(making zero symbol with hand)

bagel by cakelo February 13, 2010

Bagel 

A word to describe a basic bitch, they taste good on the outside but are hallow on the inside.

“Damn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”

Bagel by Sky Steezy November 1, 2018