Wanker's Regret

The feeling of regret after you've just shot your load. Normally happens after you've had two hour wank session over some really, really filthy anal dressed up like a pig A2M porn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.

Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.

Tim: I just burnt my clothes, chucked the PC out of the window and chopped my own balls off.

Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.

Wanker's Regret by TimBen86 December 23, 2009

Arby's Regret 

The disappointing feeling you get after you eat at Arbys.

I don't know why I went to Arbys for lunch. I am always disappointed and I get arby's regret when I get back to work.

Arby's Regret by ZHulk09 October 10, 2013

Writer's Regret

This is the feeling a writer gets when finding mistakes and typos in their old works. This feeling is especially strong if the pieces were published.

Anna had a case of writer's regret when she was re-reading her old newspaper articles.

Writer's Regret by KWriter January 23, 2015

Snapchatter's regret 

The feeling you get after sending a friend an extremely unflattering, embarrassing, or accidental snapchat. Usually results in praying for the snapchat to not be able to send, for fear of potential future blackmail opportunities.

-Girl 1: *sends a flash selfie snapchat of herself derping*
-Girl 2: *screen shots, laughs evilly, and posts said picture on every social media they know of*
-Girl 1: "shit.. the Snapchatter's Regret is so real rn"

Snapchatter's regret by Pearlgirl February 10, 2014

buyer's regret 

the opposite of buyer's remorse, where customer feels guilt and anxiety NOT purchasing something at a given moment in time.

David wanted to kick himself for not buying that set of very affordable wine glasses, and spent his day filled with buyer's regret.

buyer's regret by Steak Knife June 14, 2013

Shagger's Regret 

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".

I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Shagger's Regret by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

The Papa's Regret 

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.

Antonym of Papa Bless.

"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.

The Papa's Regret by chimneyswift October 20, 2017