Swoozie
witty, charming online celeb who enjoys cars, video games, and is a bit of a fanboy when in the presence of female celebrities.
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1] Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol.
2] Party harder than anyone around you.
3] To hook up with a dime
4] The combination of partying, drinking, and hooking up with one or more dime(s). See definition 4 of dime
5] Win multiple (3+) games of beerpong in a row.
6] Official nickname of Zachary from Marlboro. Also known as the "icon."
2] Party harder than anyone around you.
3] To hook up with a dime
4] The combination of partying, drinking, and hooking up with one or more dime(s). See definition 4 of dime
5] Win multiple (3+) games of beerpong in a row.
6] Official nickname of Zachary from Marlboro. Also known as the "icon."
swoozie
(swoo - z) in any awkward situation or time of triumph this word is great paired with a hang-ten hand sign. can be a substitute for “lit”
*screams wrong answer out in class* “swoozie” *hang ten hands*
*makes the basket when throwing paper away* “wosh swoozie” *hand sign*
*makes the basket when throwing paper away* “wosh swoozie” *hand sign*
swoozie by chili-jilli March 28, 2019
The Real Swoozie
1. One who drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and then fights with friend(s) that banged his brother
2. One who partys like a bitch
3. One who can be easily convinced to run home after a party no matter what the distance is
4. One who texts compulsively
5. One who fails at hooking up with a dime, and then returns to texting dem easy freshmen and sophmore girls which will keep occuring until the age of 30 when he comes to terms with his gay side and becomes infatuated with da dick
6. Beats a few scrubs in beerpong until he loses to the Dream Team of the M&M boys A.K.A Mark and Mike
7. One who undoubtably has the nickname of "the icon"
2. One who partys like a bitch
3. One who can be easily convinced to run home after a party no matter what the distance is
4. One who texts compulsively
5. One who fails at hooking up with a dime, and then returns to texting dem easy freshmen and sophmore girls which will keep occuring until the age of 30 when he comes to terms with his gay side and becomes infatuated with da dick
6. Beats a few scrubs in beerpong until he loses to the Dream Team of the M&M boys A.K.A Mark and Mike
7. One who undoubtably has the nickname of "the icon"
1. "I can't wait to see the real swoozie tonight so i can laugh at him."
2. "Man, did you see the real swoozie get killed by the Dream Team last night in beerpong. They're really good."
2. "Man, did you see the real swoozie get killed by the Dream Team last night in beerpong. They're really good."
The Real Swoozie by afro thunda January 17, 2008