An Evil-Natured, Cantankerous, Spiteful, Reptilian-type Female of the Homo-Sapien Species. They are generally easily located in any of the North-American States.

Nope, don't bleeve I can make it to the honkytonk hoedown homecoming tonight, Bubba; the ole Viperess done swore that iffuns I don't be home 'fore dark, she's a gonna do something really bad to me in muh sleep, uh-huh.

Viperess by JoeMcDaniel November 14, 2007

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Viperdropping

The practice of putting one's ear against a snake hole in order to hear if anyone within a hundred mile radius is talking about you.

Legend has it this was once a common belief, if not practice, in West Texas. Many doubt its validity, yet few dare to put their ears against snake holes to test it.

Sam was bitten by a snake while viperdropping to hear what his so-called friends in the cult were saying about him now.

Viperdropping by kitchmaster March 22, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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