When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.
"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."
person 1: i accidentally systematically killed 9.8M people. my death ratio is now higher than hitler's. i have officially made the biggest oopsie poopsie of my life
Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.
"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travelplans."