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Berkeley hummer
A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.
Related to: ummer
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While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013
Uncle Hummer
When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.
Uncle Hummer by MidniteMae September 25, 2023
Kurt Hummel
A character on Glee. He is adorable and super cute. He is played by Chris Colfer. Kurt came out to Mercedes first, after she thought they were dating, even though Kurt was just spending time with her. In Preggers, Kurt is caught dancing to Single Ladies by his Dad, who is played Mike O' Malley. Brittany covers for him, saying that he is in football. He becomes the kicker for the McKinely High football team, helping them win their first game in FOREVER. The night, Kurt comes out to his dad, his dad acepting him. Kurt has a huge crush on Finn, the lead football player, and the boyfriend of Quinn.
In Ballads, Kurt is paired up with Finn to sing a duet. Kurt helps Finn get though the whole baby business, and near the end of the episode, Finn asks, "So, what's your ballad for us?" And Kurt says, "*I honestly love you. . .*" And Finn doesn't get it, heartbreak in Kurt's eyes.
In Hairography, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, trying to help her impress Finn, making her dress like a slut. Finn tells her that he likes the old Rachel. Rachel storms to Kurt, yelling at him. She tells him, "It doesn't matter what number I am, I will always be infront of you, because I'm a girl!"
People often find Kurt paired with Puck, Finn, and Mike. People find Puck and Kurt together would happen Puck is a stud, and he'll do whatever the hell he wants.
In Ballads, Kurt is paired up with Finn to sing a duet. Kurt helps Finn get though the whole baby business, and near the end of the episode, Finn asks, "So, what's your ballad for us?" And Kurt says, "*I honestly love you. . .*" And Finn doesn't get it, heartbreak in Kurt's eyes.
In Hairography, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, trying to help her impress Finn, making her dress like a slut. Finn tells her that he likes the old Rachel. Rachel storms to Kurt, yelling at him. She tells him, "It doesn't matter what number I am, I will always be infront of you, because I'm a girl!"
People often find Kurt paired with Puck, Finn, and Mike. People find Puck and Kurt together would happen Puck is a stud, and he'll do whatever the hell he wants.
Me: HEY! Didn't you just love Glee last night?
Jill: Yes! Kurt Hummel is so cute!
Me: I feel so bad for him. Bless his little, stylish heart.
Jill: Yes! Kurt Hummel is so cute!
Me: I feel so bad for him. Bless his little, stylish heart.
Kurt Hummel by Loulouthesweet January 2, 2010
hummer
1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.
hummer by Cummy worm August 21, 2010
Plane Humped
when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally
groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.
Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.
groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.
Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.
I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!
I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!
I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!
Plane Humped by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010