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Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.
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Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

annoying bitch teacher 

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

Teaphonics

Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests
here are some examples of Teaphonics:

"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"

"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"

"Students should only get all the education they can afford"

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

The vegan teacher

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell
The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020