Spawnling 

You know, that guy. One minute your talking about him and the next minute he’s right there... he know exactly when not to call and does anyway. He makes any situation awkward. And he’s there when you need him least.

“Omg, Ronald is such a spawnling.”
“Yeah, Becky, it’s actually kind of creepy. He called me at six last night, right when we started. Couldn’t have been a worse time!”
“Hi girls!”
“SHIT!”

Spawnling by alohomora_motherf*cker! March 22, 2021

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Twat Spanking 

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

Twat Spanking by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Spanking the other monkey 

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

Spanking the other monkey by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spanking your clit 

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off

teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

spanking your clit by littlejimmie June 4, 2019

Taco Bell Spanking 

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.

Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!

Taco Bell Spanking by Fat Bitch and Big Laurie January 6, 2022