A rediculous way to say "Oh My God". Capitalisazation doesn't matter, and usually has an exclamation mark after it. Who knows where this "word" originated from but time to time you may hear people use it.

Person 1: I totally just asked this guy out and he actually said yes!
Person 2: Aw, you are soo lucky, like, ewmahgawd!

Another Person: Ewmahgawd, what the hell what that?

ewmahgawd by Reddog500 August 8, 2006

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Ewmonster

Noun. A person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. Witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. The ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. Ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.

Tom: Ew my God Becca, did you just see that ewmonster! Her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!

Becca: Ewwww! She is the ultimate ewmonster, I think her name is Ollie, watch out Tom, she's coming over.

Ewmonster: Hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? I could use some of your wicked fashion tips.

Becca & Tom (simultaneously): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GROSS EWMONSTER!!!

(Ewmonster woefully skulks off)

Ewmonster by GoatBoat August 15, 2010

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