pastatute 

A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.

I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.

pastatute by HarpoD January 23, 2010

pastatute 

A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.

After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!

pastatute by Qorn36 July 30, 2010

pastatute 

a skinny slut, whose lanky body resembles some form of spaghetti.

"someone give that pastatute a sandwich"

pastatute by yourmotherhascrabs November 20, 2007

Pastatute 

Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.

Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".

Pastatute by IloveEmilyMunn March 30, 2011

pastatute 

when a woman gives sexual favors for any kind of pasta.

woman: " ill do something for ya for that plate of spagetti."

Man: " what are you a Pastatute or something?"

pastatute by lrn_strn94 January 17, 2011

Pastatute 

An Italian prostitute.

"What do you call an Italian prostitute? A pastatute." - M. Bonez

Pastatute by Peach Cobblerz October 12, 2023

pastatute 

One who sells left over pasta in tupperware containers, on the side of the road or street corner.

I feel bad for Mary, she had to resort to being a pastatute, she cant even feed her kids pasta anymore, She just sells in on the street.

pastatute by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012