parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

parchmental by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

Parchment Class 

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class

Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn

Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

Parchment

State of being relating to thirst.

I am in complete and total parchment today!

Parchment by Tromboneguy February 4, 2010

Parchment High School 

A school full of nic fiens that constantly skip class to fulfill there needs.

“Parchment High school always smells like cherry lemon”

Parchment High School by ellawest24 March 23, 2022

Parchment

Another term for money used by the Ibis Tribe

"I need to get that Parchment"

Parchment by thahib September 21, 2009

_parchmentsquid_ 

_parchmentsquid_ is a very cool and gay splattoker that loves the word "ballz", as they say it with a "Z" instead of a "S".

Wow, _parchmentsquid_ really likes ballz huh?

_parchmentsquid_ by _ParchmentSquid_ April 24, 2023