heusi 

how ever you spell it

ur such a hipocrt or heusi

heusi by Ali May 8, 2004

heuristocrat 

An elite-level expert at using cognitive shortcuts to solve problems.

My doctor is an absolute heuristocrat when it comes to making accurate diagnoses.

heuristocrat by CdnKidsMD May 17, 2022

Helsinki handjob 

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

Helsinki handjob by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

hensi 

hensi is nice and beautiful person who likes to make jokes and funny comments. She can light up a room with her happiness and joyfulness.

wow who was that girl who just walked by ?

must be a Hensi cause she sure is beautiful

hensi by the flying eagle March 1, 2017

No hesi

Racing on the highway switching lane to lane at a high rate of speed through thick traffic

I just got a new BMW, I’m about to go no hesi on the highways

No hesi by NoHesi October 17, 2020

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

palmer housing 

To walk in a very gingerly and deliberate fashion because of swollen and painful feet or just plain old "bad" feet. Not to be confused with shuffling, this term originated down south in the 1920s-30s-40s. Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor often used this colorful rare word. Origin unknown.

Look at that old man over there palmer housing. His corns must be killing him.

palmer housing by Rita Pastormerlo June 22, 2007