Switting 

The act of sweating profusely while taking a shit

Man I was sliding all over the toilet seat today because I was switting

Switting by Roosker12345 May 31, 2019

Switting 

The act of texting, listening to iTunes and facebooking all at once. AKA the modern teenager's favorite thing to do.

Tommy: "Hey man, what's up."
Olivia: "Not much, just switting."
Tommy: "The last time I switted, I got a MAJOR headache."
Olivia: "Bummer.

Switting by olive_juice July 20, 2010

Switting 

The act of Swaping Spit AKA kissing

"I saw them switting in the mall last week."

Switting by GunnysGirl August 19, 2012

Switting 

The art of shitting and sweating at the same time.

Related to anxiety-induced diarrhea

"I'm gonna blow ASS. CLEAR THE WAY."

"I'm on the toilet, switting."

Switting by Box_O_Bred December 10, 2019

Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish 

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015