Shardgent 

The keeper of the shards.

The shardgent of arms was the proprietor over the shard sack the other night at the shardashians party for most of the evening.

Shardgent by Shardgent Old School April 15, 2012

shardgent 

The proprietor of the largest shard sack.

Last night old school was the shardgent at arms for the majority of the evening at the shardashians shardanay party while he was wearing his shardegain.

Todays featured shardist is Shardgent Old School.

shardgent by Shardgent Old Schoolio August 7, 2012

Sharenting 

Combination of two words; parenting and sharing.

When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.

1.That Mom is way overboard with her sharenting on Facebook.

2.Everyone is going to know everything about that poor kid because his/her parents aren't careful with their sharenting.

Sharenting by siouxie que October 25, 2012

Sharent 

Parent who posts boastful links to Facebook about their kids endeavors.

OMG! Chris's dad is such a sharent. He just posted another link to the championship story.

Sharent by zeitguy December 12, 2012

Sargent Johnson 

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

Sargent Johnson by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006

First Sargent's Time 

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.

"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"

First Sargent's Time by Lucifer Tiddys (thats DDs, not TTs) October 1, 2007

martin sargent 

A Great man who was cheated out of doing his great show.

Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...

martin sargent by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005