mobene

An incredibly attractive man. Usually above 6'5"... his only downfall is his extreme whiteness. Mobenes are usually covered in a thick pelt of hair, making it somewhat difficult to locate his massive penis. Mobenes get more pussy than you ever will. Mobenes are also very rare. There are only a handful of them on earth.

Did you see that sexy caveman? He's TOTALLY a Mobene.

sexy, hairy, penis, tall white

mobene by jimmmmygoriilla May 20, 2015

mobney 

What snarky poker players call money. Originally a simple typo in an online boast made by ten-time world champion Phil Hellmuth, "I have ALL the glory, titles and ALL the mobney" the word "mobney" is currently used:

a) to humorously and indirectly refer to Phil Hellmuth without saying his name

b) to poke fun at another player or oneself for being arrogant or overconfident a la Hellmuth.

Other Hellmuth typos which have come into current usage in the poker community are "jopke", "morno" and "donkeys alwasy draw".

"You're just jealous of Phil! He has all the mobney and all the bracelets. Anyone who says otherwise is a JOPKE"

mobney by allogroomer March 19, 2007

Mobine 

A boy that can take a joke. Cares about others and is cool. He is Legend and a lot of girls want to be with him but Mobine is gonna pick the right one at the right time.

Look at him he's so cool. We'll call him Mobine and everytime we see Mobine we will shout 'I Love You Mobine!'

Mobine by JFK.FDR. June 6, 2011

mofene 

Prison version of morphine, often prescribed by inmates for themselves using stolen doctor notes.

Common dosages range from one to two pounds.

Inmate: "I need this scrip filled."
Pharmacist: "1 lb. of mofene?"
Inmate: "Fuck yeah."

mofene by Dr. KLUE August 11, 2008

Mobeena

This word means awesome,cool,nice,great personality,beast, pretty,cute
Cooler then anyone and the beaster then aamna's

She has such a great Mobeena!

Mobeena by BillyBob11111111111 February 22, 2011

Mobeen

An awesome person who never gives up and always succeeds. Has the power and knowledge of 1000 men and can easily lift mountains.

He is close to being a Mobeen. ya right!!!!!!!

Mobeen by realtroll January 2, 2010

Mexican Mobele 

A black truck that Oscar drives to drive Cassie, Izzy and Ziv around while listening to Mexican music

Oscar drive us with the Mexican Mobele

Mexican Mobele by Someone20101994 April 10, 2010