congressive 

One who is/one who has a tendency to, waste time and energy. A congressive person is usually unproductive or when being congressive, are in a general lackadaisical denial of more important stuff they have to do.

If your mate was trying to fix something and got hung up on stuff that doesn't really matter in terms of getting the end desired result, you might say "Come on man! Can you just stop being so congressive man!" or "You're being so congressive! stop doing that and focus on the more important things you gotta do!".

Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".

congressive by ltetolcl October 10, 2013

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Congressional Medal of Boner 

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

Congressional Medal of Boner by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

Mars Congressional Republic 

Mars Congressional Republic is the independent sovereign nation in the Amazon Prime Series 'The Expanse'.

The Mars Congressional Republic will get it's revenge!
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations

Mars Congressional Republic by BilalofShifa January 10, 2020

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness 

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness by Tom from March 27, 2007

Going Congressional 

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.

"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"

Going Congressional by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009

Congressional Booty Office 

(n.)- Highly secretive Washington, DC dance club (referred to in public as the 'CBO' or 'Congressional Budget Office') located beneath the old supreme court chambers of the US Capitol. Constructed during the renovation of the Capitol building after its torching at British hands in the War of 1812, it hosts some of the hottest escorts y'all ever saw and has been the site of many political conflicts which have changed the course of American history. Most recent of these was Senator Harry Reid's (D-NV) crazy fucking chain fight beatdown of Representative Mike Pence (R-IN), an event credited with securing crucial votes for the passage of health care reform. Other historic events taking place there include:
-John C. Calhoun's totally dickish keying of Abraham Lincoln's tricked out carriage, an act of aggression which elevated North-South tensions in the years before the Civil War
-The lap dances received by anti-suffragist lawmakers, thus increasing their respect for women and changing their votes on the eve of a crucial vote on the 19th amendment
-The awesome blowjob given by Sarah Palin to a senior McCain campaign adviser who, after multiple hits on the CBO's famous eight foot bong known affectionately as "The General Sherman," made the campaign-crippling decision to recommend her as John McCain's running mate in the 2008 presidential election.

Representative A (on phone): Hey you commie faggot, I'll show you where to shove your goddamn environmental regulations.
Representative B: Fuck you, you racist neo-nazi asshole. If you want to fight let's take this to the Congressional Booty Office, pussy.

Congressional Booty Office by Cook1903 May 1, 2010